Advanced Dungeons and Lawyers (special Bankers edition).
Given our universal love for games, lawyers and more recently, bankers, I thought I'd paint a little scene, not too uncommon amongst us humans, but perhaps a little more unusual in the world below. Imagine, if you wish, a bunch of goblins, orcs, undeads and trolls having a moment of fun that doesn't involve torturing hobbits, insulting elves or pulling the beard of dwarves one hair at a time. We have here a jolly game of Advanced Dungeons and Lawyers where each protagonist is role-playing a...boring human! Living above, in disgusting cities with their clean streets and everyday non-dramatic lives. The more boring, the better, says the rulebook. As such, Gwaar (playing the grandmother), was going from her bedroom to the fridge to get a glass of lukewarm milk, without tripping on Mr Furball, the cataleptic house dog. Gwaar was a dice-roll away from succeeding, but fate intervened and he rolled a 1! Now, there is a special rule for those who roll a 1, as witnessed on the wall behind them. But the DM felt like it might give him a chance for a change, and instead introduced Mr. Smith: a LEVEL 20 LAWYER!
"Ding! Dong!", you hear a doorbell...what do you do now?